18 posts tagged “random/stupidity/imsofunny”
Fuh. Re-tagged all my tags for my 2008 posts. (skip this if you dont get it)
Not as hard as i imagined.
Ok what was the reason i click on "create" (a new post) again?
-_-
Oh well.
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The day before yesterday yesterday (wtf), my sister told me how she couldn't sleep, and describe it as..
I replied. With a straight face.
Little brother was laughing by the time we finished our stupid yet cute wtf conversation.
The day after the day before yesterday yesterday WTF!!!!
It's not even funny. BECAUSE IT WAS MY TURN TO WALK OUTSIDE THE DREAMLAND OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND CANNOT GET IN!
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&& i instantly regretted making fun of my sister. T.T
Karma sucks, huh?
Somemore it's instant karma wtf.
I rolled and rolled on my bed. I was so tired i literally couldn't move. But my mind was running wild, real literally wild ie walking outside of dreamland over and over again wtf.
SIGH.
Keep waking up every hour.
SIGH.
Not that i ever fell asleep also. Lets just say, I keep opening my eyes every hour wtf.
SIGH.
&& when i finally kind of fell asleep at 7.00AM or so, my sister and my little brother had to argue over the bathroom wtf WITH MY ROOM DOOR WIDE OPEN geez thanks sis.
&& when they finally stopped arguing over childish matter, like the bathroom, I SWEAR I HEARD STONE-ON-ROOF-LIKE VOICES OUTSIDE!
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AND after all the dramas, my boyfriend freaking call me at 8.00AM.
THERE GOES MY SLEEP!!!11111
*SCREAMS*
Went over to boyfriend's later after breakfast, and decided to just fall on his bed and sleep like a baby.
AND I COULDN'T SLEEP AS WELL!
This sucks.
So we went to watch L Change the World (the movie la doink), AND the Son of the Mask (it's not even nice. I guess i've lost interest in movies that are too highly very the unrealistic a.k.a. too much of unrealistic graphic-effects. Plus the Mask wasn't Jim Carrey so i feel a major potong stim to it.) (AND THAT BABY a.k.a. the son looks like Mr. Bean okay! wtf)
(ok the end of brackets)
So after watching two movies, barulah i feel like i couldn't take it anymore.
We took two hours of baby nap after that. *satisfied*
Fuh. Im bored of typing.
BYEEEE.
XOXO
Hey. I actually got confused with the number of my posts. After the pevious post which is the #119, i actually named this post, # One Zero One. I'm such a champion, i know. Maybe i should just stick with numbers numbers.
This post will be a really random post, whatever that pops up into my mind, okay?
As you know, i quit my bloody job, im on holidays, i finished watching Gossip Girl season one, and im feeling quite blue right now. And yes, of course, im bored.
Btw, isit me, or Coldplay has really nice songs? Aiyar, maybe so happened that the few songs i listened to is very nice la.
First, it's Speed of Sound, and then Scientist (whichever came first), now i discovered Viva La Vida. Very nice, indeed. It's playing on my Windows Media Player now, over and over and over again.
Alas, most of the time, songs that i like, i dont really give a damn about the lyrics. I enjoy the music - the drums, the piano, the background, you get the picture.
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A question. With an answer.
Me: and tell me, why do good people die first?
Him: so that they get to choose their beds in heaven first.
Thanks. It makes me feel a bit better. (:
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Got my rashes btw. Went Barcelona the other day with the boi to meet his friend who works there (this is just an excuse to con me there). And then got free Heineken. But alas, everyone knows im allergy to the stupid Heineken. Apparently, now, im allergy to Dewar's too.
HAHA. And i super cannot make it. After 45 minutes of chilling, the boi took me out to answer a call. And i was like,
"B! HOLD ME HOLD ME! I THINK IM FALLING!"
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Somemore that place has an escalator. I was holding L's arm so tight just in case i fall, roll down, and die break my face.
Then i felt like puking. -_-
Luckily i did not.
So for the rest of the time there, i keep adding Sprite into my drink wtf, and basically was just drinking Sprite. x)
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Just thought a post without photos would be boring.
&& surprise! I'm out of things to be random about!
Actually, i have.
About my Stats lecturer! (are you not bored of me wtf everytime stats stats stats)
During our study week, he wanted to have extra classes for us. TWO, actually. But stupid college rejected his request and i've no idea why. So we turned up anyway, because stupid college rejected him on the FIRST DAY of study week = students have no class = lecturers cannot inform us that classes are cancelled.
So since we were there, he had the class anyways (ya illegal one wtf), even though it was only four of us. T__T (ya four nerds yay wtf)
&& he continued on the second class on a different day as planned. He went through more past year papers with us, and shared some dirty little secret from kiasu Curtin in Australia wtf WTF. And he assured us that he had confident in us that we will score the paper wtf.
Where got people so nice one you tell me T__T And all these while we've been teasing him among ourselves wtf.
Thank you Mr. Stats. T___T
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Aih, im bored of myself.
Byebye.
I love you boyfriend!
XOXO
Happy Father's Day. <3
&&
Welcome Back Gramma! <3
Finally. After two years.
Thanks for the amazing two years (or less) you gave her, bitch. Couldn't be better.
Now please grab your popcorn, find your most comfortable sofa, and watch as karma plays its role.
Enjoy your show. (:
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Which btw. I realised i havent been doing birthday wishes on my blog lately, and i realised that. (see! i just repeated myself) Sorry. The memory storage in my brain is getting lesser and lesser. Fried mozarella, i'm only 20 years old. *depressed*
me: mom. you know. i always forget to answer people. i think its genes. i got it from dad, you see.
mom: no. you are still young. okay? its horrible.
me: its genes. that time, this friend was talking to me while i was eating. after he finished, he looked at me for respond. i continued eating. another friend was like, "emily, he is talking to you." and i replied, "yeah, i know. i was listening." both of my friends looked at me blankly. my friend asked, "why didnt you reply him?!". i said, "oh. shit. i forgot."
mom: ..... YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO BE THAT FORGETFUL OK.
me: genes.
Aih. I really dont know. I tend to space out all the time, including times when im..
- studying/doing homework
- sleeping? wtf.
- watching tv
- staring
- talking WTF
- AND, when im eating.
The boi always scold me when im eating because he finished his meal, and im not even near half. I'll just bite on my spoon/fork/chopsticks/knifes/whatnots and space out. JUST LIKE THAT. Sorry, i dont know why am i like this either.
What is this?!
An intended-to-be-just-wishes post, turned *spaces out*..
OKAY FINE. Not funny. Fried mozarella! (fried mozarella is the new fuck* WTF) I've been slacking on my studies, AGAIN.
Why are you not surprised.
* it doesnt represent sex. it represents, erm expression. WHY AM I EVEN EXPLAINING?!
Bye bye!
XOXO
the latest in-house hairstyle.
Aihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
My current favourite question:
WHAT IS THIS?!
Aiyor, i tell you la, my stupid little brother got conned la. Buy la buy phone, buy somemore without me (like i very pro like that, padahal, macam katak dibawah tempurung) (maybe my tempurung not so deep compared that to my brother's) (ei, isit called tempurung ar? -.-) (i really do not know where i get this habit of bracket-ing)
Somemore they dare to give my brother a memory that is USED. SECOND HAND. DIGUNA. HAND DOWN EXCEPT WE PAID FOR IT. WHAT IS THIS?! (1) (see how many what is this i'll have)
So meaning if people like my brother so stupid just take only, never ask for a new replacement, then they ma untung kau kau lor?! KNN.
Very obvious cheat senior citizens (ei my parents are not senior citizens yet la wtf) and kids lor!
Aih, don't even get me started on the handphone itself.
THE BASTARD (ei i started it myself, sorry ar cannot tahan) CLAIMED IT IS AN ORIGINAL PHONE, BUT I DONT FIND ANY ORIGINAL WARRANTY FROM SE LOR. WHAT IS THIS?! (2)
Only got some dunnoe what KKimobviouslyconningyou warranty card! WHAT IS THIS?! (3) (getting annoying right)
HELLO?! WE PAY FOR ORIGINAL PRICE OK. 200 BUCKS MORE OK. (which means, AP set is 200 bucks cheaper than original la stupid)
Mom asked them, they say dont worry la they give 2 years warranty la original give 1 year only la.
HELLO?! I AM PAYING 200 BUCKS FOR THAT ADDITIONAL WARRANTY OK! I PAY THE ORIGINAL PRICE I MIGHT AS WELL GO ORIGINAL SONY ERICSSON KEDAI TO BELI KAN?!
Ohmyfriedmozarella i am so freaking pissed (imitates white chick) i am going to have high blood pressure if i continue ranting here. *touches wood* i dowan high blood pressure wtf.
Aih, why would you go to Carrefour to buy a fucking handphone in the first place? Smart ass.
Somemore the receipt they put "AP", and they verbally told my parents its ORIGINAL. And paid for the ORIGINAL price. Oh my godddd la ok please feed me some fried mozarella. (what is this? (4) not related also!) (purposely put "what is this" one wtf)
Tak boleh diharapkan langsung. SEE, kids, act smart somemore wtf.
Aih, gotta try to fight back, but there's nothing much i can do, to save my little brother('s phone). =/ The most is to get back a brand new memory card, thats it.
(sorry ar, angry time, post very messy. capital letters much needed.)
Angry la aih. Please lor, want to get new phone, if very rich, get original phone, from authorized dealers. If not rich wanna act rich, go get AP phone from a trusted place, and please please, do some research on the price range, can or not? Technology so advanced for what? Please dont disappoint God ok. Or whoever that came up with such intelligent technology! (sorry ar, not that i dowan to acknowledge who created Internet, just that i cant be bothered to find out) (wtf) (if want to acknowledge, go find out la what so hard wtf make use of the technology wtf wtf)
&& please make yourself a favour, dont go to places like Carrefour to buy. -_-
Especially a particular shop with a sucky name - KK Tele Sdn Bhd.
Please ar. Thank you.
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Sakit gastric la wtf. The change in topic is so drastic i cannot recognise myself wtf.
Aihh, i need fooooood.
OHMYFRIEDMOZARELLA! Did you guys watched the lastest season's Dr. House?!!!
I missed it! I'm such a fan of this show laaaa. (yes, i realised i change topic within 1 second again)
The preview for the show on AXN was really really good lor! *goes youtube/crunchyroll* *stops myself*
Must study la. T__T
&& i really did that! I went to the library, (i change topic again btw) first thing first, a random issue of CLEO magazine! WHAT IS THIS (5), TELL ME! WHAT.IS.THIS! (6)
AIHHHHHHH. Im hopeless.
When i was reading CLEO half way.. (should be animated emoticon btw. if its not, F5)
I realised i should be studying! When i was supposed to start my study, the song that i suka sangat layan was playing on my handphone through my earphones!
OK finally gathered enough force to start studying! Then..
I realised i barely understand what Finance is! (impulse decision la! major la, major something this boring. act smart somemore! T__T)
(ei i lied. i didnt do the exercise. i am in the LIBRARY got friedmozarella's sake)
(and my boyfriend's brother can do this action okay! the emoticon above! hahah so funny ok!)
So i tried my best to tackle (wtf) Finance Introductory 201 because i really want to know what
(Sorry for the interruption. Had some internal conflicts between liwen and emily)
When i was finally having enough force to keep on going and going like energizer, the boi called and said he's outside my college!
"B, im going to college. If you fancy a lunch date, lemme know. Muahs!"
Yalor, why am i so sweet.
Yah. I am disgusted with my own vain remark as well.
So i quickly packed, and rushed down to see my boi for a romantic lunch date @ Subang Parade. You guessed it. TGIFridays for lunch. But i was still full from the breakfast i had with dad earlier. So i hentam the mash potato only. :X (i love love Friday's mash potato)
"Hey wanna go back now?"
I can say no, wait for a while more. But the thing is, i dont really like to make my dad wait for me. I mean, he's in his office, and im sure he has things to do. But i just feel bad lor.
YALA YALA ACCUSE ME OF BEING LAZY AND WANT TO GO HOME BUT GIVING EXCUSES LA.
So i packed, and baliked.
&& here i am, making a fool out of myself to make you look stupid laughing/giggling/smiling in front of your electronic box. (please ar, even if you did not, please pretend that you did. please dont disappoint me. say its funny. thank you)
& further procrastinating. and having gastric.
Bugger stomach. Have i not feed you enough?!
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Something's wrong with the emoticon tho..
You didnt wake me up, but make me fall! fall = can sleep comfortably! = happy me!
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DO YOU NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S THE SURPRISE?!
BLAH!
NO MORE LA. WHAT ELSE YOU WANT ME TO SAY?! NO NEED STUDY AND ENTERTAIN YOU ENOUGH LOR ISIT?!
NOW I AM SICK. TALKING TO MYSELF THROUGH MY BLOG. YOU SAY STUPID OR NOT.
BYE LA BYE.
WHAT?!
ALT + F4 LA!
You think i dont know you're peeking isit?!
Aiyo, seriously, liwen, get a life.
Bye. For real.
p/s: EI! Gossip girl quite nice to watch hor, HEHEHHE.
Seriously. Bye. For real this time.
XOXO.
Hey hey hey. *says it in a very hamsap way*
wtf.
I shall not say/type anything stupid and wuliao because im using mommy's laptop, and im super lazy to get the charger wtf. Left 54% now wtf EI NO. Within 1 minute, left 47% wtf is this?
I'm really lazy one la, you dunnoe meh? Sigh.
Btw.
Aih.
I slacked the whole day today. ):
Woke up at 11ish, no 3K, happy girl. Went out to eat with the boi. Came back home to chill and pick random fights.
Then off he went at 2ish, and i continue to go online to gather useful information, look for handphone games (MY STUPID BROTHER GOT A NEW HANDPHONE WTF) (JEALOUS LA OK PFFT)
And i kept telling myself over and over again i MUST start studying at 3.30. Okay maybe 4.30. Okay, maybe 5.30. When i finally get to tear myself away from the stupid electronic box..
I FREAKING FELL ASLEEP ON THE COMFY SOFA!!!!1111
Parents, you all have to seriously reconsider having such comfortable sofa. Im sure everyone's house has this one sofa that is super comfy to sleep on right?
Aih, sofa is the new evil. ):
So, i slept from 6ish till supposingly 6.50. But tak jadi. Ended up waking up at 7ish when the boi called. Thank you for calling baby. But here i am, still continue on my wonderful job - slacking.
(ei if you're wondering (which i doubt you'll be wondering. you're reading in between the lines ARE YOU NOT?! Dx) why 5.30 i get myself away from PC, but 6ish only sleep ar. because hellloooowww, first day know a procrastinator ar?)
(no la, i went out to ber-bond-bond with my dogs. sayang them and give them love lor)
(yameh? its not procrastinate la. just waiting time giving love to them ok! dogs need at least 2 hours of love every day ok!) (serious. read it from somemore) (when am i going to stop doing brackets?)
LEFT 25%! Seriously, Compaq (the brand of the laptop) sucks la ok.
*goes and gets charger* (more time to talk cock pussy nonsense)
*spends 15 minutes untaggling the wires of the charger*
SERIOUSLY PEOPLE, please come out with some wireless battery and make it cheap. THANKS.
Oh where was i?
Aih. So yeah.
You know. It's actually quite annoying to see the word, "blog" all over the newspaper.
I mean, a blog used to be such a cyber thing. Like cyber world, fantasy world, something that's not real, virtual you know. Now ar, it has became a reality if i am making any sense.
We used to say dont trust blogs, now omg, even the ex PM is blogging wtf.
Ei, not exactly a good example hor. =X
GEDDIT OR NOT? (not a good example to say that blogs are trustworthy la YOU GEDDIT OR NOT?! SO SLOW LA YOU)
Don't whack me please. He's starting to annoy me tho. =/
Politics. so not me. Next topic.
Maybe, later, there will be no such things as newspaper, but newsblog. No one needs paper that needs constant recycling so our trees will not be gone and we will not be soffucated to death by heat and non-oxygen wtf.
Kata change topic. But still talking about cyber world. Next!
Why am i not amaze with my ability to talk.
I realised one thing tho. Usually when i am in the car with my boyfriend or daddy. If i refused to talk, the whole journey will be in such silence, i can hear the mosquito fly by. Or my own silent fart. WTF EI please ar, graceful girls dont say such a thing. My dog typed that line.
Like, when i emo my boyfriend, i refused to talk to him. And he will not have anything at all to say. -_-
From Sunway to Damansara, that half an hour journey, will be full of the sound of silent fart. (NICKY (my dog), DONT TOUCH MY KEYBOARD PLEASE)
But if im in a good mood, (i wont say talkative mood ok, im in one, most of the time. -_-) i tell you, my boyfriend has no way to shut me up, except listen or pretend to listen to me. Or actually, he can just say something to make me emo, i.e., when i am very excited telling him the stories of my life, he just cut me off and say, "oh my, look at that car so cibai looking"
.... IS THAT CIBAI LOOKING CAR MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE STORIES OF MY LIFE, HUH LEONARDO?! HUH HUH HUH?!
Then i'll shut up and let the sound of silent fart take over. (NICKY!) (ok, this is getting not funny and annoying right? i know)
Or, when my dad is fetching me from work/college/home to work/college/home (which is highly likely btw, i love you dad!) if i dont start asking stupid question or saying stupid thing, OR tell him the stories of my life WTF the car will again, be in silent. (no more fart this time)
Why they got nothing to say to me meh?
Aih, maybe because they know, if they were to start saying ONE word, i'll continue on and on and on and on and not to forget, getting louder too. -_-
&& by then, its too late to apologize stop me.
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Why am i so expressive leh? (sounds better than talkative hor? hehehe)
My lame-ism, nonsense-ism, and stupidity (no im not going to say stupidism, stupid) really amaze me sometimes. Sometimes only la. I pretty much got used to the stupidism stupid side of me. Not really. OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP AR LIWEN.
SEE. Charge laptop = allow me more time to type the first thing that comes to my mind, which, most of the time, is nonsense.
I think i am the most talkative person in my family. Or maybe your circle of friends wtf.
Give me a break la wtf wtf. *whacks self*
EI STOP TALKING LIAO LOR.
I need to start my studies, i slacked for the whole freaking day already ok! Somemore tomorrow i wont have time to study. ):
That's it man. It's final. I cannot study at home.
i) i need to get enough force to force me to even start studying.
ii) i need another batch of force to make me continue on my studies and no, strictly NO stopping at all, or i'll have to start first step again.
And i tend to sing out loud when im studying. =.=
(ya, i listen to music when i study)
Probably to release stress la.
So, i need to get out of my comfy home, the comfy sofa, the bed! PILLOW! LEONIDAS! (my son teddy bear) the electronic box. Wait, make that two electronic boxes! (TV leh? you think Astro got nothing nice to watch isit? Thank god i got no HBO and Cartoon Network ok. Or else, drop out of college already wtf) MY FRIDGE! The kitchen!
Sighh. MY DOGS TOO! SEE, too many distractions.
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me: dad. i cant study at home. T_T
dad: hahaha, go college la
me: yeah i know. cause there are too many distractions at home.
dad: yeah especially your bed. (dammit. he knows me well T_T)
me: and pc. aihh. either i go college, or i go else where OUTSIDE of home to study. where there's no entertainment. (i wanted to say mcd, but i scared he scold me =X)
dad: swt. (no he didnt say swt, he just gave me this awkward swt-ish laugh)
Shit man. Im starting to think that college isnt a good place either, i've already planned to grab a CLEO magazine (ok maybe two) the moment i enter the library. T__T
College got many CLEO magazines.
T_____T
Sigh. Study group? Har? Siao ar. We will ended up gossiping wtf.
But maybe its a good idea lor. Sit alone damn jek ak (reads: kesian in hokkien), like in Mcd, study alone, then wanna go toilet also scared people steal your drink wtf. Or put drugs. Or steal your life = books and notes wtf.
EI happened to me before ok. I rushed to the toilet, came out, there's this boi trying to steal my LARGE SPRITE OK! Luckily i came out on time. T__T
ANYONE? MCD's to study? T____T
Preferably someone who doesn't gossip wtf wtf.
No. Seriously, anyone? ):
OK. Study week next week.
Monday and Tuesday, i'll most probably be in college, since dad's class ends at 4.30-5.00.
Wednesday i have extra classes from 12-6 (keng chau or not? 12 for Stats, 3 for Eco Tech)
Thursday probably i'll go McD's la.
Friday got Stats extra class again at 1.00
Ei hello. Then i better start studying or else where got time to ask lecturer questions if i have questions. T__T
Cause monday exam already!
*screams*
Panic la seriously.
No, not really.
AND THATS THE PROBLEM LAAA!
B.Communication so many things to read OK.
Finance. What? What's that? ZOMMMGGGG.
Stats. *stats-tified smile* WTF DONT LA OK LIWEN. Dont be over-confidence please T_T
Eco Tech. I'm so stressed out with this sub im already scared. =.=
Ok ok. Enough of ranting. Like bitch. Bising bising, tapi apa apa pun tak nak buat. -_-"
I got pictures to post leh! Okla quick one.
In class. Just in case i miss college someday, wtf.
& world, MEET MY LIFE!
Ei im serious ok. I even rename it right after i take this photo ok. It's my Statistic formula sheet. All the formulas. My life. Thank you.
L tried to snatch this paper from me and i screamed at him ok.
"THIS IS MY LIFE DO NOT PLAY WITH IT!" *gives the scariest stare*
Few hours spent. Im serious. Cause i can't remember what are the formulas. You know when the lecturer teach, they go according to the exam syllabus? And this stupid subject, for finals, its ALL topics ok. So some area, they have more complicated formula where its not used during midterm, so now i have to combine them accordingly. YOU GEDDIT OR NOT?
I feel so confused even when im trying to explain. I give up. It's not important, so i dont think you'll read anyways.
Plus, i was so careful when i did it. CANNOT LEAVE ANYTHING BEHIND WHAT. And must make sure i can read my own writing. -_-
Can only bring ONE A4 into the exam hall, must be kiasu and squeeze every possible info inside WTF.
OK. So much for a quick one.
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Went oneU yesterday (YA DIDNT STUDY AGAIN YESTERDAY WTF IS THIS) and they've roadshows!
Got a stick-on tattoo wtf. Guess what isit!
Celcom Xpax! XD
And baby won this handphone pouch just for me! Heheheh.
AND AND. The Dark Knight (batman right? wtf) movie tix!
The best part is? Anytime, anywhere, as long as the cinema has this movie. ;D
The bestest part is? I dont watch batman/spiderman/superman/ultraman/eggman movies. -_-
Whatever. I got it for free. Hehehe.
Ei but i did watch The Superhero Movie!
HAHA, it was so funny la i laughed like a madlady i think i scared L's cousin and the cousin's girlfriend.
It's like the Spartan/Epic/Scary Movie.
Yeah, you get the picture.
SPOILER:
i mean, spiderman got bitten by the spider. and this dragonflyman got raped by a dragonfly. -_- NOT FUNNY MEH?
DONE SPOILING.
Last picture.
T__T
Celery + apples.
Mommy served it to me when it is chilled somemore. How considerate hor. T__T
But it was fine la. Mommy added more apples this time. :D
OK. Off to study mandi, makan, minum juice WTF and then TV WTF WTF *steps on self* AND STUDY.
XOXO.
Thanks for tuning in. BYE.
Hello hello.
I did my Stats past year questions (ei yala, i dunnoe why i damn semangat Stats, maybe because i scored the highest among the other subjects wtf) and im so Stats-tisfied. (GEDDIT OR NOT?! HAHAHHA im so funny la)
Sigh. Sot already.
Btw! Today, i went to my dad's office, and apparently, those lecturers get forward emails like us too! :X
&& whenever they find anything interesting, they'll print it out, and paste it on the noticeboard in their office. And i found this really interesting, erm, article? forward email? life of lesson? lesson of life i mean.
(ya weh, i always say things the other way round. like when i hear nice songs on the radio, i'll scream, and go,
"BABY, WHAT IS THE SONG OF THIS NAME?!"
*silence...*
"Ei? Wait. *mumbles to self: song of name name of song song of..* EI WTF. I mean the name of this song! HAHAHA im so funny la baby!"
*boyfriend stays silent, and wonders why am i his girlfriend*
Aih, im like this, i also dunnoe why.
ANYWAYS.
Yah, basically, it says that...
There's this professor, he enters his Philosophy class, and without a word, he took out a large empty jar. And then, he took out golf balls, and put it into the jar. He asked the class, if the jar is full. They said yes.
Then, he took out a box of pebbles, and put it into the jar, shake it a little, and then the pebbles filled in between the golfballs (neh, like the ruang the golf balls left faham or not wtf i need to expand my vocab) (please expect many "then", "and then", and "and" okay i've sad vocab T_T)
He asked if the jar is full, the class said yes.
He then proceed to take out a box of sand, and pour into the jar. Again, the same question, the class said yes.
Kemudian (wtf), he made a cup of coffee, and pour it into the jar. Same question (i'd get annoyed if a lecturer kept asking the same question honestly wtf repeating this annoys me wtf but LISTEN READ! ITS MEANINGFUL!), same answer.
Then the professor dengan gayanya said.
"The jar represents our life. And the golf balls represent things that are important to us - family, partners, friends, health, our passion. Pebbles represent our job, house, car and stuffs like that. Sand represent all other small things that fill up our lives.
Even if we lose pebbles and sand in life, we know the golf balls will still be there for us. And if we fill in the sand first, there will be no space for the golf balls. So, we should always set our priorities, and dont let little little things rule out what's the most important thing to us.
And the coffee? It tells us that, no matter how busy we are, there are still time to have a coffee with your friend."
MEANINGFUL OR NOT?!
TELL ME IT IS OR I WHACK KAU YOU.
The end. Bye.
Ei seriously, not meaningful meh? Maybe im just a sucker for things like this. I mean, i like real-life-story books wtf.
Ohhh. Btw, my simcard died on me yesterday. -_-"
So i used my maxis simcard, and reloaded 10 bucks. -_-
Now i have like 20 over left, but i've decided to give up on my maxis simcard. Keep it for what right? Lay eggs ar?
Who wants to buy credit wtf. (ei, also (still) selling my feather pillow! its very soft and light and comfy one!)
Celcom simcard was faulty from the day i had it. It always tell me "Simcard registration failed" So i blamed it on my phone wtf. Slowly, 3G was also disabled. -_- I blame it on the phone again! wtf.
But when it died yesterday, i tried to put it into L's phone, the phone straight away went to demo wtf.
The super greatest boyfriend on emily'searth went to change the simcard for me early in the morning today :X (thank you baby boi) and he had to freaking pay RM5 FOR THEIR FAULTY SIMCARD!
Ya ala wahai tuhan kena con, i might as well just throw it back to them earlier and blame kau them and make them void our first month's bill wtf.
Aiyar it's fine already la. And we were so excited that we finally had 3G again, we 3G each other in the car.
=.=
YES! We are like this.
And guess what?
L's sim card died today. -_____-
But he turned off his phone for a few hours, and now it's fine again. Prolly cause they are upgrading "for a better service" so, "sorry for any inconvenience". (World wide apology notice, 1900) wtf simply give reference.
OMG LA. My lame-ism amazes me sometimes.
I wanna go mandi and start doing some practices for my Eco Tech. I failed my midterm. T_T
*throws Stats far away so i wont attempt to redo the same past year questions again* wtf why so sick la liwen?!
Tata.
XOXO.
*cough cough*
Ei hello. No water. Can't wash, can't cook. T_T
Btw, today at work, it was so so so boring, i decided to take out my Stats, and started to do my formula sheet for the final exam.
&& hoho. Almost finished okay. And time passed much faster when i'm occupied. *satisfied smile*
And class, today's topic is feather pillow.
Definition:-
Feather pillows are, as the name suggests, pillow stuffed with feathers, usually the rectangular kind used for sleeping in conventional western beds. These are known for both their softness and their ability to conform to shapes desired by the user, more so than foam or fibre pillows. (Wikipedia, 2007)
Image:-
Yes, it looks exactly like how a normal pillow would look like.
Except, of course. It contains feathers in that rectangular clothe!
As light as feather - the infamous description for something light.
You must be thinking, "ahh, how nice. soft and comfy and light and a gooood night sleep."
WRONG.
On the first few nights, it was excellent. Afterall, that stupid feather pillow costs RM90.00.
YES. I am sleeping on a RM90 pillow! Of course it's nice.
(& hello you, i didn't get this stupid pillow. Sister did. She even googled before she bought this stupid thing. However though, since we are a proud member of Jusco (wtf they didnt pay me to say this), buy one feather free one pillow. I mean, buy one feather pillow get another one for free.)
(speaking of Jusco membercard, when you pay, they swap your J-card, and it will have this line appear on their cashier "good customer" wtff hahahha so funny la) (maybe not)
So fine. I'm sleeping on a RM45 pillow.
Seriously, the first few nights was excellent. Until...
*lets get back to the definition*
These are known for both their softness and their ability to conform to shapes desired by the user, more so than foam or fibre pillows.
Softness.
VERY SOFT INDEED!
Until it became..
(please read my image's file name thanks)
There goes their "ability to conform to shapes desired by user" a.k.a. ME.
The thing is, i do not want it to be shaped like that! T__T
*takes up feather pillow and whack kau the feather pillow*
DO YOU HEAR ME! LISTEN! I DOWAN THIS SHAPE!
I just want you to stay in shape! T_T
Ei wtf is this? Marshmellow ar. Sorry ar, wrong image.
I mean, stay like this!
How soft hard isit you tell me!
But no!
Now, my pillow became like this!
It.is.completely.flat!
How to sleep you tell me?!
I might as well just sleep without you right, stupid RM90 RM45 feather pillow!
So so so annoyed and uncomfortable.
You think this is bad, isit?
After the first few "excellent" night with this stupid pillow.
I GOT ATTACKED BY FEATHERS OK. Literally wtf.
YA. THOSE STUPID FEATHER TAIL CAME POKING OUT!!
T___T
Sister said, i need to whack whack (left right up down side ways every ways) the pillow in order for the pillow to be unflatten.
So fine.
*whacks whacks*
Yay looks exactly like when it was just bought!
*puts head on top*
*pssfffff* (the sound of air coming out wtf)
FLAT AGAIN.
THE SHAPE OF MY HEAD, AGAIN.
A LONGKANG FOR MY HEAD!
I DOWAN THAT T___T
The end.
WTF.
I realised all my posts, are freaking anti-climax one. Got foreplay, got intercourse wtf, but no orgasm.
I read back my own post also i feel very potong-steam wtf wtf.
*smacks own head*
i need to do my studies.
BYE!
Btw. Selling cheap second hand head feather pillow, anyone?
The other day when i was terribly sick.
(Left to right clock wise WTF): waterbottle, asam, medicine, bread, bread, banana, TV remote control, glasses, vicks, empty plate with pao's skin.
wtf cant believe i just did that.
YES. It's just water.
Why take photo right?
Because.
When i was sick..
dad: nah, keep this here, so that it'll keep you cool.
AIHHH I LOVE YOU LA DADDY.
<3
Fyi, he brought me the bread and bananas, and took me to get pao because i said i felt like having one. And placed vicks and asam there just for me. T____T
Economic Techniques. Assignment. Help. T_________________________________T
Finals coming soon. T___________________________T
I'm really tired. Eye lids closing.... Zzz.
XOXO.
BYE.
I miss my boyfriend. ):
Aih. I'm such a life saver wtf.
My little brother decided to IM-ed me, and asked me about his really lame essay. Like, study vs. co-curriculum. -_-
&& i bombarked so many points, plus all the unnecessary comments along with those points. :X
Which, make me miss essay-writing in highschool. I totally love love love it okay. Cause that's when i impress myself wtf. *slaps self* But really. I enjoy essay-writing, a lot. (x
Then right, my brother is currently handphone-hunting, and one of his choices is the phone Moot is using. So i IM-ed her. && dengan randomly, i saved her life, too. O__o
She was looking for a not-boring and not-common essay (essay right?) topic for social problems in Malaysia. && ah, im so amazed with my intelligence WTF i need to stop being so vain. It's peer pressure la (her essay topic la idiot, not the vain part) in case you wanna know. :X
Peer pressure IS a social problem right? It can be right? :S
Actually, it's something that i discussed with L and Sarah before lah. About how my brother got so influenced into getting a handphone, because of his friends and cousins. But who am i to say when i just mentioned in my previous post that i cannot leave without my handphone? =.=
Dah sah, it's a social problem in Malaysia. (x
It just feels good to be able to help others, but hello? Anyone willing to help me with my Stats Excel Ass(ignment)? I totally_inheart forgot whatever i learned in my Lab few weeks (months maybe?) ago. Sucks. T_T
My Business Communication presentation maybe? T__T
Ei FTW. Wednesday and Thursday holiday! And stupid Fridays is not taking me again! Labour day = double pay okay! T___T Hate you la Mr. Julius (my manager) Ei just kidding ok youre the best wtf. (i need to stop talking to myself)
But i didnt fight for it la, since i think i should spend some quality time with the boi. *pats own head*
*
&& oh. Today went to work. Everything's fun and nice. I made this deal with my colleague - she'll teach me one tamil word every time i go work wtf.
Word of the day wtf. KADAVELEH! (spelling?) Hahhaa!
Actually i got this really often from Mel last time on MSN, but i didnt know how to pronounce it.
&& i've been using this word for the whole damn day wtf. What to do. Im annoying like that.
And i amazed them by telling them i know how to say i love you in tamil okay! *proud*
Oh oh oh. And Anba (the shift leader, and also the one who protected me from the girl T__T AND I SAW THE GIRL TODAY LEHHH! (ei yala she works in Fridays, too. Trainee) But she just smiled at me. I smiled back. So awkward T__T) wrote this really amazing quote. My expression when i saw this quote, was literally like O_O
There's Never a WRONG Time to do the RIGHT Thing.
Amazing. Thanks for sharing.
*
OK. Got tagged by Moot. Some lame meme wtf. But enough to kill some stress before i start stressing on my Excel Ass(ignment).
5 things found in my bag:
1. My lipgloss-lipbalm-mirror-eyeliner bag
2. My QQbear purse wtf
3. My pencil case
4. My house keys
5. My dog name tag for work.
(why 5 things only leh?)
5 things found in my wallet:
1. Money
2. Cards: ATM, IC, MPH, Coffee Bean (with no points inside wtf), Student ID, Business Cards..
3. A gold-heart the bitch gave me.
4. Old notes of Rm5, Rm2, Rm1.
5. L's face
5 favourite things in my room:
1. Bedddd mmmmmmm
2. Leonidas
3. Booboo/Lowlow/Supramaniam
4. The wall wtf
5. Comfooorrter!
5 things I always wanted to do:
1. Pierce my belllyyy!
2. Walk in the rainn with the boi
3. Socialize more =/
4. [cant think of any-more]
5. [cant think of any-more]
5 things I'm currently into:
1. Assignment WTF NOO WTF Dreaming.
2. Playing games/listening to songs on my phone
3. Saying really mean/pointless/funny/sarcastic stuffs to my colleague :X
4. Being alone in college. Honestly. -_- Need to change this.
5. Reading other people's blogs.
List out the top 4 presents you wish for:
1. Tops/Skirts
2. Sony T2
3. Sony PSP
4. Love (:
The person who tagged you is:
Mootchelle M.H. Wong wtf (without the wtf la)
Your 5 impressions of him/her:
1. Happy go lucky
2. Talkative
3. Freedom wtf. Che Guevara ar you think wtf (sorry talking to self again)
4. Loud :X in a good way la wtf.
5. Creative
Most memorable thing he/she has done to you:
BBQ @ my house. Lantern Festivel. Trolley day out. -_-
If he/she becomes your lover, you will:
Tell L and let L murder her in her sleep wtf.
If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be:
O__o
I've no idea O_o
The tag dies here. bye.
*
Random Fact # 8023: When im doing my work/during exam, i keep drinking water. Provided there's a bottle/glass near me. (x
*
Ei i realised there are so many words! OK la, post some photos.
Mom started blending a mixture of random veges for us to drink.
Fear Factor # 35: Celery (i hate this T_T) + Tomato + Apple
The MU T-shirt my boyfriend bought. That nearly cost my life. T__T
Woke up. Grabbed the nearest T. Went 3K.
me: *turns around to show off the MU word* HEHEHHE
And he went on telling everyone.
So happened that.
Three of the coaches there are Chelsea fans.
So happened that.
That night was Chelsea vs. MU.
Talk about bad timing. -_-
me: T____________________T I'll not wear it again T________T
Ben: HAHAHHAHAH OKAY.
=.=
LEONARDO! GEES THANKS.
Anyways. Chelsea won la so whatever k wtf. And im not a fan of anyone.
But gosh, everyone in Friday's (both staffs/managers and guests) was staring at the TV screen. And it doesn't help when there are 9 TVs in Fridays. You see people standing/sitting in the restaurant staring up at the TV.
There are actually random human beings coming in or peeping through the door just to look at the score.
Madness. And the face those MU fans got when Chelsea scored their 2 ball. HAHA
&& i cut my hair. :P
I didn't mentioned about this before right? On a random day, i randomly went to some random saloon and cut my
SHORT OK!
lol. :P
Ei dont tell me it looks the same ok. If its so keep it to yourself wtf. It costs me 35bucks to cut+wash so shaddap!
Own hard earn cold cash T_________T
OK ASS TIME.
BYE.
XOXO.
Random Chapter 5.3:
The Love of My Life.
Name: Thum Ruo Ning, Colleen
Birth date: 29th November 198X (protect identity wtf)
IC: 8X1129-XX-XXXX (protect identity)
Aih. Why am i so wuliao.
But yeah, i started calling Colleen the love of my life because...
*koreks memory from Brain Drive (B:)*
It started off with:
One day, i found out that she hated garlic, which is like heaven to me wtf. (not the raw one la wtf) (garlic rice garlic bread garlic gravvy DAMN NICE RIGHT) So, i ask for a break up, cause i cannot take it! How can someone not share the same interest as me?! (ei yala, i just assume that we're together and ask for a break up. i'm always like that wtf)
But we promised to remain as good friends. So we continued talking, and moved on with our lives without each other.
Then suddenly! OMG! After 2 minutes!
I found out that i cannot live without her!
And i need any reason on earth to be with her again!
And because we still share other same interests! (i cant remember what wtf)
And and i decided to propose to her again. And i told her my love for her is as deep as the sea, and as high as the mountain aihhh and i can never never live without her.
"Please please love, youre the love of my life. Please dont ever ever ask for a break up agian. I'm so so so sorry love".
"Yes love."
We live happily ever after.
The end.
WTFFF.
Sorry lah, we are wuliao like that we are damn wuliao like that.
&& we finally met up, again! Wheeeee.
This marks the 3rd time in our lives, meeting each other, after knowing each other for approximately four years!
Ei love, time flies so fast lah wtf. Aihh, i watched you grow up. Time really really flies. *touches moustache*
WTF.
Surprisingly, we were less shy compared that to the first and second meet up. Yay wtf.
HAHA.
The first time we met up, it was with Michelle back then at the end of 2005. We kept telling each other to laugh whenever there's any silent moments. && we really did that. -_-"
THAT was Colleen's first time coming to Pyramid ok can you believe it.
And she spent us Genki Sushi why were we so shameless ar Michelle WTF.
&& aihh we took sticker photos, and Colleen's bag nearly got stolen.
Second meet up was ridiculously stupid. -_-
We met up in OneU. That's when Colleen met L too. (wtf love, you met my other half before wtf)
&& it was so embarassing. Colleen brought another friend, and three of us were so freaking silent. All we say to each other were, "ei where you" "hii" "bye" wtf.
But she sent me home lah *hamtaro eyes* And i fed her Pringles so romantic hor wtf.
Seriously, it was stupid lah. -_-
Like we met up just to exchange goods. -_- (we exchanged presents, birthday presents i think)
Third meet up is the most successful one lah so far!
So yay love! Love has brought us closer! wtf -.-
Why am i so ridiculously ridiculous?!
But love, i still love you.
Ei cannot believe i dedicated post # Eighty Nine for you lehh WTF.
Be grateful. AND DONT BE LATE NEXT TIME WTF.
p/s: YAA SHE WAS LATE THE LAST TIME I MET HER, AND SHE WAS LATE TODAY TOO WTF. WERE YOU LATE ON THE FIRST MEET UP AR WTF.
pp/s: it's okay i still love you.
ppp/s; ei dont tell the boifriend okay. wtf. he got no internet connection he cannot read wtf.
pppp/s; ei no lah, i confessed my sins to him myself WTF. His response:
L: you are so sick. please dont really fall in love with her. please dont come to me one day and tell me youre a freaking lesbian.
me: *grins* is bisexual acceptable?
L: NO!
HEHE. Im so cute lah WTF.
Love you lah baby. *muahs*
Love you too, love. *giggles* wtf.
ppppp(how many p already?)/s: Stupid Colleen paid for the bill AGAIN. We dine in BBQ Plaza. Ei this time it was fine lah. I was damn full lor unlike the last time i went. I forgot my family members are monsters wtf. SO right back to the topic right, i go buy 2 bucks mineral water (ei i like the bottle okay wtf) and i purposely used RM50 to get change to pay her back AND SHE REFUSED TO TAKE IT. Dah lah unemployed WTF. Wanna act like she print money wtf. So im going to bank in the moeny into her bank account WTF.
THATS IT BYEE.
XOXO.
End of random chapter 5.6. ei wtf wrong number. I meant 5.3
