Hey hey hey. *says it in a very hamsap way*
wtf.
I shall not say/type anything stupid and wuliao because im using mommy's laptop, and im super lazy to get the charger wtf. Left 54% now wtf EI NO. Within 1 minute, left 47% wtf is this?
I'm really lazy one la, you dunnoe meh? Sigh.
Btw.
Aih.
I slacked the whole day today. ):
Woke up at 11ish, no 3K, happy girl. Went out to eat with the boi. Came back home to chill and pick random fights.
Then off he went at 2ish, and i continue to go online to gather useful information, look for handphone games (MY STUPID BROTHER GOT A NEW HANDPHONE WTF) (JEALOUS LA OK PFFT)
And i kept telling myself over and over again i MUST start studying at 3.30. Okay maybe 4.30. Okay, maybe 5.30. When i finally get to tear myself away from the stupid electronic box..
I FREAKING FELL ASLEEP ON THE COMFY SOFA!!!!1111
Parents, you all have to seriously reconsider having such comfortable sofa. Im sure everyone's house has this one sofa that is super comfy to sleep on right?
Aih, sofa is the new evil. ):
So, i slept from 6ish till supposingly 6.50. But tak jadi. Ended up waking up at 7ish when the boi called. Thank you for calling baby. But here i am, still continue on my wonderful job - slacking.
(ei if you're wondering (which i doubt you'll be wondering. you're reading in between the lines ARE YOU NOT?! Dx) why 5.30 i get myself away from PC, but 6ish only sleep ar. because hellloooowww, first day know a procrastinator ar?)
(no la, i went out to ber-bond-bond with my dogs. sayang them and give them love lor)
(yameh? its not procrastinate la. just waiting time giving love to them ok! dogs need at least 2 hours of love every day ok!) (serious. read it from somemore) (when am i going to stop doing brackets?)
LEFT 25%! Seriously, Compaq (the brand of the laptop) sucks la ok.
*goes and gets charger* (more time to talk cock pussy nonsense)
*spends 15 minutes untaggling the wires of the charger*
SERIOUSLY PEOPLE, please come out with some wireless battery and make it cheap. THANKS.
Oh where was i?
Aih. So yeah.
You know. It's actually quite annoying to see the word, "blog" all over the newspaper.
I mean, a blog used to be such a cyber thing. Like cyber world, fantasy world, something that's not real, virtual you know. Now ar, it has became a reality if i am making any sense.
We used to say dont trust blogs, now omg, even the ex PM is blogging wtf.
Ei, not exactly a good example hor. =X
GEDDIT OR NOT? (not a good example to say that blogs are trustworthy la YOU GEDDIT OR NOT?! SO SLOW LA YOU)
Don't whack me please. He's starting to annoy me tho. =/
Politics. so not me. Next topic.
Maybe, later, there will be no such things as newspaper, but newsblog. No one needs paper that needs constant recycling so our trees will not be gone and we will not be soffucated to death by heat and non-oxygen wtf.
Kata change topic. But still talking about cyber world. Next!
Why am i not amaze with my ability to talk.
I realised one thing tho. Usually when i am in the car with my boyfriend or daddy. If i refused to talk, the whole journey will be in such silence, i can hear the mosquito fly by. Or my own silent fart. WTF EI please ar, graceful girls dont say such a thing. My dog typed that line.
Like, when i emo my boyfriend, i refused to talk to him. And he will not have anything at all to say. -_-
From Sunway to Damansara, that half an hour journey, will be full of the sound of silent fart. (NICKY (my dog), DONT TOUCH MY KEYBOARD PLEASE)
But if im in a good mood, (i wont say talkative mood ok, im in one, most of the time. -_-) i tell you, my boyfriend has no way to shut me up, except listen or pretend to listen to me. Or actually, he can just say something to make me emo, i.e., when i am very excited telling him the stories of my life, he just cut me off and say, "oh my, look at that car so cibai looking"
.... IS THAT CIBAI LOOKING CAR MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE STORIES OF MY LIFE, HUH LEONARDO?! HUH HUH HUH?!
Then i'll shut up and let the sound of silent fart take over. (NICKY!) (ok, this is getting not funny and annoying right? i know)
Or, when my dad is fetching me from work/college/home to work/college/home (which is highly likely btw, i love you dad!) if i dont start asking stupid question or saying stupid thing, OR tell him the stories of my life WTF the car will again, be in silent. (no more fart this time)
Why they got nothing to say to me meh?
Aih, maybe because they know, if they were to start saying ONE word, i'll continue on and on and on and on and not to forget, getting louder too. -_-
&& by then, its too late to apologize stop me.
=/
Why am i so expressive leh? (sounds better than talkative hor? hehehe)
My lame-ism, nonsense-ism, and stupidity (no im not going to say stupidism, stupid) really amaze me sometimes. Sometimes only la. I pretty much got used to the stupidism stupid side of me. Not really. OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP AR LIWEN.
SEE. Charge laptop = allow me more time to type the first thing that comes to my mind, which, most of the time, is nonsense.
I think i am the most talkative person in my family. Or maybe your circle of friends wtf.
Give me a break la wtf wtf. *whacks self*
EI STOP TALKING LIAO LOR.
I need to start my studies, i slacked for the whole freaking day already ok! Somemore tomorrow i wont have time to study. ):
That's it man. It's final. I cannot study at home.
i) i need to get enough force to force me to even start studying.
ii) i need another batch of force to make me continue on my studies and no, strictly NO stopping at all, or i'll have to start first step again.
And i tend to sing out loud when im studying. =.=
(ya, i listen to music when i study)
Probably to release stress la.
So, i need to get out of my comfy home, the comfy sofa, the bed! PILLOW! LEONIDAS! (my son teddy bear) the electronic box. Wait, make that two electronic boxes! (TV leh? you think Astro got nothing nice to watch isit? Thank god i got no HBO and Cartoon Network ok. Or else, drop out of college already wtf) MY FRIDGE! The kitchen!
Sighh. MY DOGS TOO! SEE, too many distractions.
):
me: dad. i cant study at home. T_T
dad: hahaha, go college la
me: yeah i know. cause there are too many distractions at home.
dad: yeah especially your bed. (dammit. he knows me well T_T)
me: and pc. aihh. either i go college, or i go else where OUTSIDE of home to study. where there's no entertainment. (i wanted to say mcd, but i scared he scold me =X)
dad: swt. (no he didnt say swt, he just gave me this awkward swt-ish laugh)
Shit man. Im starting to think that college isnt a good place either, i've already planned to grab a CLEO magazine (ok maybe two) the moment i enter the library. T__T
College got many CLEO magazines.
T_____T
Sigh. Study group? Har? Siao ar. We will ended up gossiping wtf.
But maybe its a good idea lor. Sit alone damn jek ak (reads: kesian in hokkien), like in Mcd, study alone, then wanna go toilet also scared people steal your drink wtf. Or put drugs. Or steal your life = books and notes wtf.
EI happened to me before ok. I rushed to the toilet, came out, there's this boi trying to steal my LARGE SPRITE OK! Luckily i came out on time. T__T
ANYONE? MCD's to study? T____T
Preferably someone who doesn't gossip wtf wtf.
No. Seriously, anyone? ):
OK. Study week next week.
Monday and Tuesday, i'll most probably be in college, since dad's class ends at 4.30-5.00.
Wednesday i have extra classes from 12-6 (keng chau or not? 12 for Stats, 3 for Eco Tech)
Thursday probably i'll go McD's la.
Friday got Stats extra class again at 1.00
Ei hello. Then i better start studying or else where got time to ask lecturer questions if i have questions. T__T
Cause monday exam already!
*screams*
Panic la seriously.
No, not really.
AND THATS THE PROBLEM LAAA!
B.Communication so many things to read OK.
Finance. What? What's that? ZOMMMGGGG.
Stats. *stats-tified smile* WTF DONT LA OK LIWEN. Dont be over-confidence please T_T
Eco Tech. I'm so stressed out with this sub im already scared. =.=
Ok ok. Enough of ranting. Like bitch. Bising bising, tapi apa apa pun tak nak buat. -_-"
I got pictures to post leh! Okla quick one.
In class. Just in case i miss college someday, wtf.
& world, MEET MY LIFE!
Ei im serious ok. I even rename it right after i take this photo ok. It's my Statistic formula sheet. All the formulas. My life. Thank you.
L tried to snatch this paper from me and i screamed at him ok.
"THIS IS MY LIFE DO NOT PLAY WITH IT!" *gives the scariest stare*
Few hours spent. Im serious. Cause i can't remember what are the formulas. You know when the lecturer teach, they go according to the exam syllabus? And this stupid subject, for finals, its ALL topics ok. So some area, they have more complicated formula where its not used during midterm, so now i have to combine them accordingly. YOU GEDDIT OR NOT?
I feel so confused even when im trying to explain. I give up. It's not important, so i dont think you'll read anyways.
Plus, i was so careful when i did it. CANNOT LEAVE ANYTHING BEHIND WHAT. And must make sure i can read my own writing. -_-
Can only bring ONE A4 into the exam hall, must be kiasu and squeeze every possible info inside WTF.
OK. So much for a quick one.
*
Went oneU yesterday (YA DIDNT STUDY AGAIN YESTERDAY WTF IS THIS) and they've roadshows!
Got a stick-on tattoo wtf. Guess what isit!
Celcom Xpax! XD
And baby won this handphone pouch just for me! Heheheh.
AND AND. The Dark Knight (batman right? wtf) movie tix!
The best part is? Anytime, anywhere, as long as the cinema has this movie. ;D
The bestest part is? I dont watch batman/spiderman/superman/ultraman/eggman movies. -_-
Whatever. I got it for free. Hehehe.
Ei but i did watch The Superhero Movie!
HAHA, it was so funny la i laughed like a madlady i think i scared L's cousin and the cousin's girlfriend.
It's like the Spartan/Epic/Scary Movie.
Yeah, you get the picture.
SPOILER:
i mean, spiderman got bitten by the spider. and this dragonflyman got raped by a dragonfly. -_- NOT FUNNY MEH?
DONE SPOILING.
Last picture.
T__T
Celery + apples.
Mommy served it to me when it is chilled somemore. How considerate hor. T__T
But it was fine la. Mommy added more apples this time. :D
OK. Off to study mandi, makan, minum juice WTF and then TV WTF WTF *steps on self* AND STUDY.
XOXO.
Thanks for tuning in. BYE.
Hello hello.
I did my Stats past year questions (ei yala, i dunnoe why i damn semangat Stats, maybe because i scored the highest among the other subjects wtf) and im so Stats-tisfied. (GEDDIT OR NOT?! HAHAHHA im so funny la)
Sigh. Sot already.
Btw! Today, i went to my dad's office, and apparently, those lecturers get forward emails like us too! :X
&& whenever they find anything interesting, they'll print it out, and paste it on the noticeboard in their office. And i found this really interesting, erm, article? forward email? life of lesson? lesson of life i mean.
(ya weh, i always say things the other way round. like when i hear nice songs on the radio, i'll scream, and go,
"BABY, WHAT IS THE SONG OF THIS NAME?!"
*silence...*
"Ei? Wait. *mumbles to self: song of name name of song song of..* EI WTF. I mean the name of this song! HAHAHA im so funny la baby!"
*boyfriend stays silent, and wonders why am i his girlfriend*
Aih, im like this, i also dunnoe why.
ANYWAYS.
Yah, basically, it says that...
There's this professor, he enters his Philosophy class, and without a word, he took out a large empty jar. And then, he took out golf balls, and put it into the jar. He asked the class, if the jar is full. They said yes.
Then, he took out a box of pebbles, and put it into the jar, shake it a little, and then the pebbles filled in between the golfballs (neh, like the ruang the golf balls left faham or not wtf i need to expand my vocab) (please expect many "then", "and then", and "and" okay i've sad vocab T_T)
He asked if the jar is full, the class said yes.
He then proceed to take out a box of sand, and pour into the jar. Again, the same question, the class said yes.
Kemudian (wtf), he made a cup of coffee, and pour it into the jar. Same question (i'd get annoyed if a lecturer kept asking the same question honestly wtf repeating this annoys me wtf but LISTEN READ! ITS MEANINGFUL!), same answer.
Then the professor dengan gayanya said.
"The jar represents our life. And the golf balls represent things that are important to us - family, partners, friends, health, our passion. Pebbles represent our job, house, car and stuffs like that. Sand represent all other small things that fill up our lives.
Even if we lose pebbles and sand in life, we know the golf balls will still be there for us. And if we fill in the sand first, there will be no space for the golf balls. So, we should always set our priorities, and dont let little little things rule out what's the most important thing to us.
And the coffee? It tells us that, no matter how busy we are, there are still time to have a coffee with your friend."
MEANINGFUL OR NOT?!
TELL ME IT IS OR I WHACK KAU YOU.
The end. Bye.
Ei seriously, not meaningful meh? Maybe im just a sucker for things like this. I mean, i like real-life-story books wtf.
Ohhh. Btw, my simcard died on me yesterday. -_-"
So i used my maxis simcard, and reloaded 10 bucks. -_-
Now i have like 20 over left, but i've decided to give up on my maxis simcard. Keep it for what right? Lay eggs ar?
Who wants to buy credit wtf. (ei, also (still) selling my feather pillow! its very soft and light and comfy one!)
Celcom simcard was faulty from the day i had it. It always tell me "Simcard registration failed" So i blamed it on my phone wtf. Slowly, 3G was also disabled. -_- I blame it on the phone again! wtf.
But when it died yesterday, i tried to put it into L's phone, the phone straight away went to demo wtf.
The super greatest boyfriend on emily'searth went to change the simcard for me early in the morning today :X (thank you baby boi) and he had to freaking pay RM5 FOR THEIR FAULTY SIMCARD!
Ya ala wahai tuhan kena con, i might as well just throw it back to them earlier and blame kau them and make them void our first month's bill wtf.
Aiyar it's fine already la. And we were so excited that we finally had 3G again, we 3G each other in the car.
=.=
YES! We are like this.
And guess what?
L's sim card died today. -_____-
But he turned off his phone for a few hours, and now it's fine again. Prolly cause they are upgrading "for a better service" so, "sorry for any inconvenience". (World wide apology notice, 1900) wtf simply give reference.
OMG LA. My lame-ism amazes me sometimes.
I wanna go mandi and start doing some practices for my Eco Tech. I failed my midterm. T_T
*throws Stats far away so i wont attempt to redo the same past year questions again* wtf why so sick la liwen?!
Tata.
XOXO.
*cough cough*
Ei hello. No water. Can't wash, can't cook. T_T
Btw, today at work, it was so so so boring, i decided to take out my Stats, and started to do my formula sheet for the final exam.
&& hoho. Almost finished okay. And time passed much faster when i'm occupied. *satisfied smile*
And class, today's topic is feather pillow.
Definition:-
Feather pillows are, as the name suggests, pillow stuffed with feathers, usually the rectangular kind used for sleeping in conventional western beds. These are known for both their softness and their ability to conform to shapes desired by the user, more so than foam or fibre pillows. (Wikipedia, 2007)
Image:-
Yes, it looks exactly like how a normal pillow would look like.
Except, of course. It contains feathers in that rectangular clothe!
As light as feather - the infamous description for something light.
You must be thinking, "ahh, how nice. soft and comfy and light and a gooood night sleep."
WRONG.
On the first few nights, it was excellent. Afterall, that stupid feather pillow costs RM90.00.
YES. I am sleeping on a RM90 pillow! Of course it's nice.
(& hello you, i didn't get this stupid pillow. Sister did. She even googled before she bought this stupid thing. However though, since we are a proud member of Jusco (wtf they didnt pay me to say this), buy one feather free one pillow. I mean, buy one feather pillow get another one for free.)
(speaking of Jusco membercard, when you pay, they swap your J-card, and it will have this line appear on their cashier "good customer" wtff hahahha so funny la) (maybe not)
So fine. I'm sleeping on a RM45 pillow.
Seriously, the first few nights was excellent. Until...
*lets get back to the definition*
These are known for both their softness and their ability to conform to shapes desired by the user, more so than foam or fibre pillows.
Softness.
VERY SOFT INDEED!
Until it became..
(please read my image's file name thanks)
There goes their "ability to conform to shapes desired by user" a.k.a. ME.
The thing is, i do not want it to be shaped like that! T__T
*takes up feather pillow and whack kau the feather pillow*
DO YOU HEAR ME! LISTEN! I DOWAN THIS SHAPE!
I just want you to stay in shape! T_T
Ei wtf is this? Marshmellow ar. Sorry ar, wrong image.
I mean, stay like this!
How soft hard isit you tell me!
But no!
Now, my pillow became like this!
It.is.completely.flat!
How to sleep you tell me?!
I might as well just sleep without you right, stupid RM90 RM45 feather pillow!
So so so annoyed and uncomfortable.
You think this is bad, isit?
After the first few "excellent" night with this stupid pillow.
I GOT ATTACKED BY FEATHERS OK. Literally wtf.
YA. THOSE STUPID FEATHER TAIL CAME POKING OUT!!
T___T
Sister said, i need to whack whack (left right up down side ways every ways) the pillow in order for the pillow to be unflatten.
So fine.
*whacks whacks*
Yay looks exactly like when it was just bought!
*puts head on top*
*pssfffff* (the sound of air coming out wtf)
FLAT AGAIN.
THE SHAPE OF MY HEAD, AGAIN.
A LONGKANG FOR MY HEAD!
I DOWAN THAT T___T
The end.
WTF.
I realised all my posts, are freaking anti-climax one. Got foreplay, got intercourse wtf, but no orgasm.
I read back my own post also i feel very potong-steam wtf wtf.
*smacks own head*
i need to do my studies.
BYE!
Btw. Selling cheap second hand head feather pillow, anyone?
No words can describe how angry i am.
BASTARD.
If you see me on the street someday, please, save the hassle to even come to say hi.
There are only two possibilities.
i) i'll pretend i didn't see you.
ii) i'll pretend i do not know you.
Don't come up to me, and say, hey how can you forget who i am?
Because, i do not need someone like you in my life.
I do not need someone like you, to be in my friends-list.
For one. You claimed that you dislike your girlfriend.
But you are still clinging your life onto her.
Because man, you can't even provide yourself a roof.
Perfect example of "to hai fan" (slipper-rice wtf) (it means, a guy solely depend all his expenses on a girl)
Are you not ashame?
I feel shame for you.
Second. If you, yourself cannot handle your own relationship properly, stay that way.
Educate yourself, please.
Third. You just taught me what is, "buat baik, tidak akan dibalas baik"
Forth. Fuck off.
I don't need anymore people like you to try to ruin my life.
Don't let me see your fucking face.
I don't know what i am going to do.
KNN.
OMG!
HI RYAN!
HAPPY BELATED 20th BIRTHDAY!
-_-
Of course i didn't forget to wish him, just that i forgot to make a shout out. xD
Ei. Nola. Just wanted to wait till it's the 100th post. I'm such a good friend hor?
*cough*
I shall not make a big deal out of this 100th post, because come on, it's just 100th wtf.
So, i will not wish myself a happy 100th post. So no happy 100th post, okay?
*
Ei. Sunway Lagoon tak jadi. T____T
Aih. So emo hor. I packed everything, and bluffed my sister that im running away from home.
BUT, tak jadi!
Meh.
So instead, we (L, Ryan, Timothy & i) went to Dragon-i for lunch.
I tell you. The only thing nice about Dragon-i was...
I MET STEPHANIE CCW THERE!
AND HIM! Heheheheh.
*nenebooboo* i met him before you guys did wtf. (MM, you met him before?)
And OMFG. 191CM.
Defeated my boyfriend. T__T
Hate you wtf wtf. Ei no lah, just kidding.
Ei seriously, Steph, trying to compete wimme isit HUH HUH HUH why you like that?!
=.=
Just kidding.
But my, we embarrassed ourselves. -_-
*me looking at the big menu*
random voice: TLW (as in, my full name)
O___o wtf who called my name!
*looks up*
*screams*
*hugs Steph tight tight*
wtf.
&& then we realised we were in public. *shy*
She was just sitting behind us. O_o x)
Ei. Get back to the topic.
Dragon-i.
Let me tell you the a tail tale of an unfortunate visit to Dragon-i.
First, we were looking through the menus, thinking what to eat.
Then, we called for the waiters/waitresses to order, they freaking ignored us! O__o
When the waiter finally came. Fine, we took order one by one.
Ryan mentioned something about this dish, but then he said he didn't want it.
Then Timothy ordered his. Then L ordered his AND mine.
Waited waited.
Waitress: Soya bean. *puts 7up on the table*
Us: -_-
Waitress: Sorry sorry, 7up. Sorry sorry.
Us: *smiles*
Then we realised, no one ordered 7-up.
=.=
But it was keyed in! (they had this paper, showing what we ordered)
So we returned it.
And this knn ccb fei po was damn emo at us okay O_o
Hello, we didn't open the 7up and then return to you right!
Ei wait that's besides the point, we didn't order 7up also!
Then fine..
L called Casstoes to confirm if she's coming, when some unknown dish came. O_o
Ryan: not mine.
Timothy: not mine,
me: what's this?! (obviously, not mine)
OI B, You got order or not?!
L: no.
So we told them we did not order that.
Then wtf, The same knn ccb feipo came and said "Noooo. It is keyed in here! You didn't order?"
Ryan: no. i mentioned but i told him i dowan already.
The knn ccb feipo asked the other waitress (who told us 7up was soya bean) to take away that unknown dish.
Mango juice came. It was fine.
*same waitress who told us 7up was soya bean came and put my drink on the table*
"Watermelon juice!"
...... HII! My watermelon juice is white in colour!
"Sorry sorry, honey dew. Sorry sorry"
What the heck?!
Fine fine. She was really nice, and she kept smiling anyways.
*Same waitress came with another unknown dish*
*2 seconds later*
"Sorry sorry"
WRONG TABLE! DOH.
Then.
L's drink wasn't there yet. So he asked the knn ccb feipo, where's his chestnut drink.
&& i think L looked kind of garang O_o
When she questioned him like, "you ordered?" or something along the line. She suddenly said, "Dont be so angry, i'm just asking. So you want a water chestnut isit?" (in cantonese)
And at that point, I was beyond turned off.
The waiter just now didn't even bother repeating the order okay! PFFT.
Then. The SAME WAITRESS was walking towards our table with a glass of drink, just to stop at the table before us.
*2 seconds later*
"Sorry sorry"
SHE WENT TO THE WRONG TABLE AGAIN! DOHHHHHH.
It was supposed to be L's waterchestnut drink. =.=
Fine! Then.
Timothy's food came.
L's food came.
Ryan's have-to-wait-20-minutes food came.
WHERE'S MINE?! T___T
He freaking conviniently forgot my order!
T______________________________________T
I was so emo/pissed by then, i dont even feel like eating anymore.
I told L to forget it. But L asked for a menu, to make sure we ourselves didn't make mistake with whatever we ordered.
Nope. nothing wrong.
So i just ate this really nice dried-chilli chicken they ordered to share. MM MM.
We doubled check the bill, (RM124 i think) Then paid. And Timothy challenged L to steal the menu, and see how far he can go.
I remembered clearly telling L, "don't do stupid things." and i walked out of the restaurant, while looking at the receipt, when...
"EXCUSE ME! YOU CANT TAKE THAT OUT"
Huh?
STUPID L WAS HOLDING THAT BIG FAT MENU ON HIS HAND WHILE WALKING OUT!
Beyond bodohness can!
Hahaha. officially got blacklisted la. But hey, Dragon-I, i blacklisted you first! TAKE THAT wtf.
I think it's just this branch la. Still got hope for other branches. Although i dont think i'll be going back there.
Well, maybe for their dried-chilli chicken.
Sucky service la i tell you. PFFT
Pyramid's restaurants tak boleh pakai la i tell you.
After that, L and timothy gotta go. So left Ryan and i.
We went window shopping can you believe it?!
And he wasn't even complaining Sebaliknya, enjoyed it. Prolly cause we went into men's shop more than to the ladies'. -_-
Then we had enough of walking. We went to Yogur Berry (FINALLY YESH!!!!!) && it was actually quite nice. And i had a 30% off voucher. ANND, With every purchase of RM10 & above, we get to throw a dart and get free stuffs!
Ryan brought back a blueberry and cornflakes topping (for the yogurt-icecream) free, for the next visit. -_-
Better than nothing.
And then we talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk for hours there.
Oh, before that we played Uno. (Ya! They provide cards!) And we forgot how to play =.=
So after one round of boring Uno, we played Speed with Uno cards, and we nearly died in the process of trying to remember Wild represents (what already ar?) .....
JANJI some other power cards to replace J Q and K on normal poker cards. And also 0 to represent 10,
Which isn't exactly the best thing to do, cause we kept on mixing up cards.
We were trying to figure out what card represents what, than speeding. (its a game la lazy explain how to play)
We finally decided to give up, and played Uno instead.
When we realised there's a poker card lying on the table next to us.
-_-
Aiya, in a nutshell (wtf) we spent hours there, talking and playing cards.
And letting the whole Yogur Berry hear the story of my life, cause i am a loudspeaker. -_-
As i talk, i got excited, i talked louder and louder, and Ryan kept constantly reminding me,
"SHHH. They're listening to you okay" wtf wtf.
&& i wonder what goes through a girl's brain who speak/rant really loudly in public.
&& i often show a disgusted face as a respond.
WHEN I MYSELF IS (am?) DOING IT!
Embarrassment to the society. T__T
Ei okayla, the end. Very anti-climax one my blog wtf
BTW.
Pictures. Not today's one.
Mom made tong yuen! Just cause i was bugging my sister to ask her friend to send some tong yuen over.
<3 <3
After mom's tong yuen, my sister's friend sent over some. Swt.
Very nice. Inside got sasame. I like!
Slurpee's new, erm, cup. Nice right!
What greeted me at 10AM on a Saturday.
Apple + carrot + honey + BITTERGOURD!
What is this!
Bittergourd is my enemy OK.
T___T
Fear factor, emily's mom style. T__T
Vain.
My dog emo.
Something worth remembering:
*talking about ebay*
timothy: ya so you can sell it to ebay
L: no. you sell it through ebay.
me: nooo. you sell it on ebay.
ryan: *chokes and dies on his mee*
HAHA. Priceless la seeing Ryan's expression. We should do that more often.
:D
EI freaking long post.
Go mandi first.
BYEEE!
XOXO
Baobei, wo xiang ni. :P
I just felt like blogging. O_o
But i totally forgot what i wanted to blog about. -_-
Oh yes i remembered. Yesterday's news. Clicky here.
The moment i read the headline, i tell you. I cant describe how i felt. -_-
WHAT DO YOU FREAKING MEAN IT'S SEXY?! MUNIRAH BAHARI WHOEVER YOU ARE.
PFFTTTT.
For the past decades, that's what we girls have been wearing.
&& seriously, what is with Malaysians and blaming the girls, and only the girls?!
Isit OUR fault that your dick just decided to erect?!
Isit OUR fault that you had weird fantasy?!
Seriously!
Coming from a female somemore. So, Munirah whoever you are, are you trying to say that all the girls in Malaysia try to seduce men? All the girls in Malaysia encourage molest/rape/pre-marital sex? All the girls in Malaysia want to be fucked by some random ugly smelly stranger?!
Kukubird.
You are freaking degrading your own kind females okay! And that includes degrading YOURSELF.
Ohmyfriedmozarella i am so pissed i do not know what am i saying.
Munirah said that “covering up” according to Islamic precepts was important to fend off social ills, including “rape, sexual harassment and even premarital sex.”
“Decent clothes which are not revealing can prevent and protect women from any untoward situations,” she said, suggesting that girls wear a blouse of a different colour or with an undergarment. (The Star, 2008)
(ei excuse me havent got over the in-text citation)
YA RIGHT LA OK.
If it's so, why are some girls who wore some aunty-outfit/baju kurung got raped?!
THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S THE FREAKING CREATURE WITH AN UNCONTROLLABLE DICK'S FAULT.
Thank goodness, today's newspaper, there are many people who backfired this Munirah whoever she is.
Made me feel much better.
Ei Munirah whoever you are, please ar, if you want attention, try something else lor. Degrading and humilliating yourself... oh wait, it does bring you attention.
BUT I HATE YOU. Whoever you are,
*stomps floor like a child*
Aih, why don't people think before they make comments like this?
How does that help the society?
So now every creature with a dick, can go to a random government school, and rape random girls with their uniform on, because of WHAT YOU SAID MUNIRAH WHOEVER YOU ARE.
And their defense?
"Because their stupid white blouse is so ohhhh transparent and i cant ohhh bloody resist ohhh and please, that Munirah whoever she is, supported this statement okay ohhhh"
* ohhh = those sampat bintai rapist disgusting orgasming voice
YOU ARE ENCOURAGING RAPE NOW, HAPPY.
Well done, Munirah, well done. (Justine, 2008)
Next time, Munirah, enforce this.
Ei, remember to use thicker material too. Cause, the girls might start taking photos with camera flash, and then can see their pink bra underneath to encourage rape.
(You know how some black clothes, the material is not thick enough, when there's flash, can see through? Not exactly see through, but can see the colour of your undergarment? Not exactly a way to turn a guy on, but hey! In Munirah's eyes, all men are animals that get turned on 24/7, and all women are borned to seduce men who are actually animals)
Seriously.
Bitch.
*
Oh. I totally forgot what else i wanted to say. I rememeber i had loads of things to talk about when i was out in Carrefour with my parents. Besides what i've blogged above, of course. (I mean, other things besides the sexy uniform thing la)
Mom and lil brother are going off to Tioman on Sunday night.
There, i have another part-time job now - a temporary mom.
-_-
Screw it. More Domino pizzas for me. :X
&& tomorrow imma going to Sunway Lagoonnnnnn!
;D
I wanna go Genting Highlands tho..
Babbbbyyyyy. Bring me there pleaseeeee. *big innocent watery eyes*
EI ENOUGH LA. I've got better things to do than to entertain you.
BYE.
XOXO.
OH SHIT.
HAPPY BELATED 39th MONTHSARY SARAH!!!1111
Ei, i wished you okay. Just accidently forgot to insert it here.
You also what!
:XXXX
Love you la bitch.
OO && XX
<3
Ei hi.
I was watching America's Idol just now, and this OneRepublic was singing "Apologize". And honestly lar, if it's not for one of my managers (who sang Apologize out loud without shame wtf i dont hate him okay in fact, i love him "very strong". (Bob, 2008)) i wouldn't have known who the hell is/are one republic wtf.
(ei sorry, i fell in love doing in-text citation. -_- thanks to college. what chicago referencing, PFFT)
Excuse me la, but remembering band names, who sing what song doesn't appeal to my tiny memory storage i have in my head.
SO MY POINT IS.
I don't bother googling their faces, because all i care is music/song that fits my ear wtf.
THEN RIGHT.
OMG.
RYAN TEDDER STARED RIGHT INTO MY EYES THROUGH MY TV SCREEN!
OH-MY-FRIED-MOZARELLA!
He has such beautiful beautiful eyes!
*forces my boyfriend to wear green contact lens* wtf. green sounds so evil. i shall say..
*forces my boyfriend to wear similar colour contact lens* wtf wtf.
Aihhh, freaking hot la his eyes wtf.
*few minutes later*
Ei hi. I got over it already.
I am like this la okay. Leave me alone.
BTW. SPOILER AHEAD.
For AMERICA'S IDOL.
&&
AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL Cycle 10 (not the one shown on Astro, so outdate la Astro wtf)
(capitalising the letters are actually quite annoying hor)
Ei point is right. If you dowan to know, just [x] and come back tomorrow okay wtf.
(maybe not tomorrow la, i dont update so often also. but then, i can assure you, i'll have consistent updates during study/exam week WTF grow up liwen, grow up.)
(so ya, please check back again on the week before the 9th WTF WTF) (exam starts on 9th la ok)
OK.
AMERICA'S IDOL.
Ryan & i were so pissed at Pecky for smsing him, saying, "the winner was so unexpected". We were stoned for a few seconds.
Anyways! So, switched to Chinese radio station when i was on the way back from college to home, and i literally screamed my lungs out at my dad, mom, and sister, and demanded them to shut up if they know who won wtf.
YA APPARENTLY, the 6PM A.Idol wasn't Live via Satellite.
>_>
Got conned hidup hidup.
Astro is a liar wtf.
SO RIGHT.
TADAAA.
THE WINNER IS!
!!1111
EI WTF.
Just kidding.
*crickets voices in the background*
Ei nola, i just wanted to talk about David Archutella Archutella Archileta Archuleta. Aih, i hate complicated names.
The end.
Ei (WHY I KEEP EI-ING LEH?!) actually nothing much to say. I just wanted to complain about his name. =X
And he is so so cute la XDD
I really thought he's going to win okay, so popular, but maybe i overestimated teenager girls. =X
A whopping 97.5 million votes okay dont play play.
David Cook got 56% of it O___o
He's really talented. So no complains. But, during yesterday's performance, hello? Why are you so bad leh? Pfft.
Ei i got nothing much to talk about lar. So the end la. I also dunnoe why i suddenly join this A.Idol madness. I didnt watch it, until the top 4, i think. So sampat right.
NOW LETS TALK ABOUT ANTM! (america's next top model, please remember that, too long to type)
Aihh, i dunnoe what to say lar. BUT WHY WHITNEY WON???
It's like the stupid MDG (malaysian dream girl, which, i didnt watch anymore since i know who won. got bored. they keep talking talking talking waste my time streaming the vids, plus, i can read reviews from blogs wtf), who let Cindy won wtf. But MDG is like A.Idol, popularity one.
BACK TO ANTM!
THIS. is Whitney, the first plus-size full-figured ANTM winner.
It's not that she's not pretty. In fact, she is really beautiful lor.
But i think Anya deserves to win more T__T
I think right, Tyra just wanted a plus-size girl to win la. PFFT.
Whitney is all confidence and all, but buek.
Oh oh, but she did rock the runway compared to Anya la.
Ei the end la wtf. No climax one okay. I suck at doing reviews. -_-
KTHXBYE.
Why do i sound so boring. PAH.
To you:
I really hope you learn. I can't take another drama like this, okay? Please, just let me know.
Learn to tell. Learn to have a better way to let go of all the stress in you. I know, i know it's hard. It's easier said than done. But hey, what am i for?
Again, i might be hopelessly helpless. But, trust me, telling out to someone, is way better than keeping it to yourself.
Trust me.
XOXO.
Hello. Welcome to doubleU doubleU doubleU dot anne oh eye dee ee eh dot vee oh axe dot see oh em.
What an introduction.
Anyways. Hehe.
I baked cookies yesterday! ;D
&& i took pictures! So you can finally know my secret to my delicious cookies!
Ah eh lah wahai tuhanku, why am i so shameless.
Anyways. There you go.
It's the Nestum Chocolate Chips Cookies!
Yala, i got the recipe from Nestum. Big deal.
Ingredients:
1 and 1/2 cups self-raising flour
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 cup Nestum
1 cup chocolate chips (you can add a bit more if you want, i added a little more than a cup cause these are for my bf :X)
(if you fancy nuts, no pun intended) 1 cup chopped peanuts
150 gram butter or margarine
150 gram icing sugar (you can use castor sugar, but it's easier to melt the icing sugar)
1 egg
1 teaspoon vanilla essence
Procedure:
(ei wtf, like doing chemistry report! hahahaha)
1. Sift the flour with baking powder, soda. Add in salt.
(if you don't have self-raising flour, use the normal flour, but add a bit more baking powder)
2. Mix in Nestum, chocolate chips, (and peanuts if you want to). Set aside.
4. Sift icing sugar (if you're using castor sugar, skip this step)
5. Cream butter/margarine and sugar until light and flufffyyyy. While waiting. Heat up the oven at 175'C. (But i heat up till around 200-250'C la) (Ei, if you're using gas-oven, and have no confidence in lighting up the oven, RUN AND LOOK FOR YOUR MOM! like me *shy*)
6. Add in egg and vanilla essence (into the butter/margarine + sugar). Continue creaming it.
It should look something like this. :D
7. Mix your Nestum and friends (from step 2) into your creamed butter & sugar. (Ei please ignore the kicap and gangs in the backgroud k we dont need them)
It should look like this! :P
8. Spread some butter/margarine on your tray. (not like the photo la, evenly spread it around so the cookies wont stick to the tray) (if you dont get this step, seriously, have you ever baked before? Pffft) (Liwen, dont be rude) (Okay)
9. Place a teaspoon of mixture on your tray. Not too big though, else it wont get cooked. Mine are actually quite big already.
10. Put into your oven! (Make sure it's hot enough kay) (Just put your hands inside to test. If it's perfectly barbequed, yes put in your cookies wtf)
11. Check on your cookies after 10-15 minutes. Make sure it's not hangus-fied, especially the buttom.
Kesimpulan:
Conclusion:
WHHEEE HEHEHHEHEHE. Ei please excuse that face and hair of mine la. You think easy to bake ar wtf. Ya look! My double eyelide coming out WTF. *slaps self*
p/s: after you take out your tray, try to scrap it off lightly, so it won't stick to the tray when it's cooled down.
Aiyar, im really bad at explaining la wtf.
Sorry la. Goodluck have fun don't burn your kitchen please.
Anyways, so tadaa. I gave half of the cookies to the boyfriend. Hehehe. What? Nice or not? Hallo.
If you ask me, i'd say, "of course it's nice cause i made them!"
If you ask the boy, he'd say, "of course it's nice cause my girlfriend made them!" && because if he dares to say otherwise, he won't be able to see tomorrow's sunlight ever again.
So why ask?
Happy boyfriend = happy me. :D
Quite happy today. Because i know how to do Matrix (Modern Mathematics la) during Economic Techniques. ;D
Satisfying. Although i seriously screwed up my midterm. ):
Need to work twice as hard.
T__T
Bye bye distinction. T__T
OKAYLA. Gotta go mandi and go out for dinner!
Baby, i love you!
XOXO.
<3 + 15.
My sexy photo:
After a day at work.
OHOH.
pp/s: if you're bored, especially like Ryan wtf who goes to the college to watch America's Idol (because there's nothing to do at home), read this. It's a blog written by a medical student, with a good sense of humour. Heheheh.
The other day when i was terribly sick.
(Left to right clock wise WTF): waterbottle, asam, medicine, bread, bread, banana, TV remote control, glasses, vicks, empty plate with pao's skin.
wtf cant believe i just did that.
YES. It's just water.
Why take photo right?
Because.
When i was sick..
dad: nah, keep this here, so that it'll keep you cool.
AIHHH I LOVE YOU LA DADDY.
<3
Fyi, he brought me the bread and bananas, and took me to get pao because i said i felt like having one. And placed vicks and asam there just for me. T____T
Economic Techniques. Assignment. Help. T_________________________________T
Finals coming soon. T___________________________T
I'm really tired. Eye lids closing.... Zzz.
XOXO.
BYE.
I miss my boyfriend. ):
Alive, i am.
Not fun, i tell you.
I thought i recovered. But. T_T
I freaking puked my dinner, bit by bit on Tuesday night!
&& if you don't know already, i extremely dislike hate benci to vomit!
It's the worst feeling ever, especially after you ate!
*sigh*
Besides Chee Cheong Fun (try puking after eating CCF, it's horrible), puking after having rice as dinner is nowhere near funny either.
Somemore bit by bit okay! Meaning, puke 1/5 of the amount i ate.
Rest.
Puke another 1/5.
Rest.
Puke another 1/5.
!!!!
Once and for all lar, wtf.
It sucks so bad, i refused to drink or eat anything. Although dad has told me to drink a lot because i was dehydrated. Explained that fever. But if i drink/eat, i puke!
So i went to bed early, in hope to sleep the puking-feeling away. T__T
But i didn't work too well. The longest time i could fall completely asleep is.. 10 minutes.
My mouth was so dry okay but i refused to drink. T_T
When i finally gave up and drank, dad was there to distract and talk to me, i accidently drank too fast. -____-
&& i freaking puked everything out again!
T______________________________T
It felt so bad, and i needed love so much, i called the boi and cried.
=X
Sorry ar, he manja me a lot fyi. :P
Within half an hour, this little angel (not literally little la wtf) arrived in front of my doorstep. At 12.15AM T__T
I was so so so grateful.
I was lying on the sofa in the living room, hugging my booboo (with L threatening to throw it away, and asking me to choose between him and my pillow wtf T__T), having L gentling massaging my back and my stomach (not at the same time la hallo) and talking to me...
I TELL YOU, IT'S ONE OF THE BEST MOMENTS IN LIFE OKAY! (cannot say its the best cause they're so many incredible moments with the boi xD)
&& from emo depress sanfu kesian very sad me, i turned into a happy talkative cute sexy me!
He massaged massaged me, while i kept talking and annoying him, as usual. ;D
And obviously feeling much much better after that. I didn't puke anymore ever since he arrived. ;D
Amazing or not! *loved*
He fed me with water and orange juice. Listened to me talk talk talk. And constantly reminding me that im a bit too loud. =X The poor boi was probably really sleepy, but he kept up with the talkative very talkative side of me.
&& the most amazing part of the whole thing is?
.... the little darling was with me the whole damn night, until the next morning. (:
Yah, he had to force me to sleep, because he said im sick and i need rest. >_<
The feeling of seeing him so near me when i wake up is so amazing *cries*
&& we went for breakfast @ Pan Bakery ss15.
&& went Pyramid to walk around. We hung around in Popular poking and looking and destroying at everything we see. -_-
& went to print a pocket calender with our faces on it in Harvey Norman! HAHAHA.
They have this machine there where you can upload and print out your photos.
Ahh, feel so good lar to have you by my side, baby. Love it. Love you even more.
*muahs*
Thank you baby.
XOXO.
OK. End of mushy post. BYYYYEEEE.
<3